Self-publishing has its strong proponents, those who bemoan the traditional publishing model and, day in and day out, attempt to unmask the monster that is the Big Publisher as if some Scooby-Doo villain. And I would've gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling self-pubbers and your mangy Amazon, said the caretaker of Random House, shaking his fist.
Then, there are those in the traditional...
