Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Under the Leviathan's Malice

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, animals both domesticated and wild, the holidays are fast approaching--I know this because the news has started carrying stories about the evil atheists and tyrannical Jews trying to eradicate all things Christmas with whip-cracking laws that further separate church and state--so bring on the cheer!




I just got my copy of Stephen King's Under the Dome. It's been 30+ years in the making, and the early reviews have been positive. At 1088 pages, the book is a monster, a poster child for why people should purchase e-readers, and I'm sure there are plenty of people barking about how many trees sacrificed themselves for King's drivel. All that aside, I love long, sprawling novels, and King's long, sprawling novels are some of his very best. They're perfect fireside books on those cold winter nights.

Before I begin Dome, I have a couple of other books I want sink my eyeballs into first:



Malice by Chris Wooding and Leviathan by Scott Westerfeld. These were Halloween gifts-- yes, in my house we exchange gifts on Halloween--I haven't gotten around to reading yet.

Which reminds me ... if you want to find out what I'm reading, or some of the stuff I have read, you can check out my virtual library on Goodreads.com. I'll add the link to the sidebar so it's always available.


Later Fiends,

Friday, November 13, 2009

Sunsets & Urinals

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, animals both domesticated and wild, welcome to the Fabulous World of Robert Gray. Okay, so it's not that fabulous ... and it's really not a world, just a bunch of ones and zeroes on a hard drive, probably stored in some horribly poor village in India, but welcome anyway.

Last week I got the chance to visit Pismo Beach in the great state of California. I'm an east coaster, so the trip, which included three layovers, felt more like a pilgrimage than modern travel, but I made it there and back in one piece and got to read a few good books along the way. While the trip was for work, and I didn't get out much, I did manage to sneak off to the beach for a little while to watch one of the most beautiful sunsets.







But even better than the sunset, I got to use one of the coolest urinals ever, which is located at the Madonna Inn.



Later Fiends,

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Latest Projects

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, animals both domesticated and wild, get in line, spin the chamber, pull that trigger. Here at Robert Gray Fiction, everyone gets a turn.

I finished the first draft of my second novel, a middle grade story about a family of monsters stuck in the suburbs. You can see the original post here if wish: New Middle Grade Fiction Story. I actually finished the draft in a little over a month. It's the fastest I ever wrote a first draft. The story came almost entirely to me, which is a very rare thing indeed. Usually I'm brooding for days over particular scenes, but I managed to somehow stay ahead of my muse. I still have to tease out some of the meanings and thematic issues that started to form towards the end of the story, but I'll work on all that in the second draft, which for me is almost an entire rewrite.

While I'm letting that story simmer, I started my third novel. This one, I can already tell, is not going to be so easy. I'm about ten thousand words deep and I still have no clear direction, though some of the characters have started to flesh themselves out. Right now I'm just letting them drive; I'm just tagging along. I'll see if the characters take me somewhere interesting. If not, I'll have them drop me off at the next rest stop.

Later Fiends,

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Happy Veterans Day

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, animals both domesticated and wild, Happy Veterans Day.



To everyone who supports the American soldiers, Harley-Davidson is doing a pretty cool promotion this Veterans Day. You can send a personalized postcard to the troops at Harley-Davidson Military Appreciation. If you served, you can also enter to win your favorite Harley delivered by Marisa Miller (pictured above) and a trip for 4 to Las Vegas to see UFC 108.

Later Fiends,

Monday, November 2, 2009

A Nook, a Kindle and a Tablet Walk into a Bar ...

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, animals both domesticated and wild, pokol; vurderlak; eyalik.



Image courtesy of wired.com


Some interesting debates over e-books since the news broke of Barnes & Nobles new e-reader nook. I think the pros and cons between the Kindle and nook have been exhausted, so I'll try to avoid who has the bigger--um--set of features. My take is quite simple: E-readers will not thrive, or survive, if they use proprietary formats.

Here's how I see the e-reader market as it stands between the two current top-tier devices, Amazon's Kindle and B&N's nook. Amazon has positioned their device for people more inclined to want technology over longevity by using a proprietary DRM-restricted format, no problem for magazine or newspaper subscribers, but horrible for avid book readers that might actually use every bit of disk space to store their libraries--the same avid readers that Barnes & Nobles is hoping to snag with the nook, which uses open standards (Epub, pdf, eReader) and offers a cute little lending option that allows nook users to share books with other nook users for 14 days.

Enter Apple. They're just sitting in the background and sharpening their talons. It's rumored that Apple doesn't want to participate in the e-book world, obviously because they are above all that nonsense, but for the helluvit, let's just assume Apple is lying; let us assume they plan to make a go at the e-book market once they introduce their tablet early next year. Who would be their target readers? Answer: Tech-savvy casual readers. I know this because no one's going to read long novels on a device with refresh rates and back lighting. The eyes just don't have the stamina. But what about eye-popping color for magazine subscriptions and newspapers? Compare that to the current 16-shades-of-gray E Ink technology in the Kindle and we're talking the difference between black & white television and Blu-ray. In this sense B&N will be free to nab up hardcore readers that are looking for a device to a) offset limited shelf space b) reduce the number of books carried while traveling c) are technical savvy people who are also avid readers.

Some of you may be reading this and saying, I own a Kindle and I read a lot, so you're a dumb ass. I am a dumb ass, but that's besides the point. I'm not saying the Kindle is not used by avid readers, I'm saying that Amazon has done a poor job of positioning the device for avid readers. You have a company promoting a device that can store thousands of books ... but only if you purchase every single one of those books from them.

So is the nook the Kindle killer? Nope. But if Amazon isn't careful, they'll be pitted up against Apple, and that, I fear, would be a slaughter.


Later Fiends,

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Garbage, Inc. Is Here!

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, animals both domesticated and wild, today's the day. Garbage, Inc. has arrived!

WARNING: This story contains crude language, excessive violence and disturbing images that are not suitable for children or those that are easily offended ... Happy Halloween!

Garbage Inc

Monday, October 12, 2009

Top 13 Horror Writers

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, animals both domesticated and wild, today's list is all about writers. And remember folks, tomorrow is the release of my short story Garbage, Inc.

Top 13 Horror Writers


13. Brian Keene - Favorite Books: Ghoul, City of the Dead, The Conqueror Worms

12 . Ramsey Campbell - Favorite Books: The Darkest Part of the Woods, Hungry Moon, The Doll Who Ate His Mother

11. Dean Koontz - Favorite Books: Strangers, Watchers, Velocity

10. Neil Gaiman - Favorite Books: The Graveyard Book, Coraline, American Gods

9 . Shirley Jackson - Favorite Books: The Haunting of Hill House, The Lottery and Other Stories

8. Peter Straub - Favorite Books: Koko; Ghost Story; Lost Boy, Lost Girl

7. Clive Barker - Favorite Books: Books of Blood 1-3, Hellbound Heart, Abarat

6. Richard Matheson - Favorite Books: I Am Legend, Hell House, The Incredible Shrinking Man

5. Robert McCammon - Favorite Books: Swan Song, Wolf's Hour, Mine

4. Bram Stoker - Favorite Book: Dracula, The Jewel of Seven Stars, Lair of the White Worm

3. H.P. Lovecraft - Favorite Collection: H.P. Lovecraft: Tales

2. Stephen King - Favorite Books: It, The Stand, 'Salem's Lot

1. Edgar Allan Poe - Favorite Collection: Edgar Allan Poe: Complete Tales & Poems



Later Fiends,