A Magical Rabbi Lives With Me?

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, animals both domesticated and wild, Become Us. Lead Us.  DIE.*  

* From Sowen: The Ghost Club

I was looking at my profile on Scribd and thought it funny where the elipses appear.  I would much rather have a magical rabbi.

And speaking of Scribd, my story All Too Cozy has been viewed 738 times and downloaded 85 times, which is pretty cool since it's only been up for one day.  My thanks to you 738/85 people.  You know who you are.

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Haunted Hot Sauce.  Awesome.  This one here's called the Rotting Flesh Radio "Corpse-Griller" Twin Pack.   It comes in a handmade cedar coffin, which is pretty dandy.  I'm already feeling a haunted barbeque this Halloween.

Later Fiends

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All Too Cozy

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, animals both domesticated and wild, welcome to Tuesday.  I'm glad you all could make it.

Because I promised, and because so many of my wonderful fans asked me--OK, you got me, nobody asked-- I offer the gift of literature.  Oooooh!  Aaaaaaah!  Shiny!

My short story All Too Cozy is a wonderful story about love, betrayal, sexual desire, and a lime green possessed recliner.  Enjoy.

All Too Cozy

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Mondays ... Yuck

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, animals both domesticated and wild, enter now for a chance to win.  The prize?  Well, a lifetime membership here at Casa De Gray.  Really?  Well why the hell aren't you interested!?

The only thing I hate more than Mondays are Mondays that cost me an hour of sleep due to daylight-saving time.  The only thing I hate more than those Mondays are Mondays that also include another rejection letter.  The story rejected this time is a short called All Too Cozy, which is a satirical look at demonic possession.  In the story, the recliner becomes jealous when its owners, an old cranky man and his wife, replace it for a new state-of-the-art massage chair.  I didn't expect All Too Cozy to sell as there aren't too many markets for this type of story, so I'll probably post it up here within the next few days for your viewing pleasure (as soon as I figure out the best way to get it to you).

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Something Awful has compiled a nifty list: Real Books That Look Like Photoshops.  The horror genre was grossly underrepresented with only two books, though.

 

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